Skipping Class

Yeah, I'm skipping class. Well, it's not techincally skipping, I'm just going to stay down here in the library for the rest of homeroom. Because my subsitute teacher sucks.

So, sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been having some issues--problems at school, the 'in crowd' spreading rumors again, maybe a little romance, so on and so forth. Yup. Just been busy since school started up again. When I was little, I loved school. But now, I'm sayin, What was I thinkin?

We had to do a weird little activity in language arts the other day. We put paper on our backs and people had to write what they thought about us. I got

Nice :)

Emo

Weird

Cool

Weird

Outgoing ?

Easy to Talk to

Funny

Funny

HOT

Funny

Funny

Hyper

Funny

Needless to say, it was my BF who wrote HOT. But it's good to know people like to laugh. Well, everyone exept my Life Skills teacher. She's really boring, her breath smells bad, and she showers the front row of students with spit! Gross! She's disgusting, and... well, just-- Bleah!

So, I know that was a short post, but I'll be back soon! Stop crying like such a little kiddie. GOSH! Uh, well, gotta get back to class. Not that I want to, but they'll be sendin the police in after me if I don't get back soon...

Kthanx!

Luv, Lust, N Pixii Dust,

Karlii Jones

Hey, it's Fred!

If you've never heard of the YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, then I have one thing to say: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???

Everyone in the world has heard of Fred, even hobos. And that's sayin' something.

In case you've lived under a rock all your life or have been kidnapped by llamas who have no Internet access, Fred is a very awesome, hyper little dude, with a chipmunk voice, and two neighborhood squirrels (really Pomerainians).

Fred's on season 4 right now. His character is played by none other than 16 year old Lucas Cruikshank, one of my bestest buddies, who lives in Columbus, Nebraska! He gets his comedy material from his two younger brothers. 'Fred' has a crush on Judy, a girl in his 1st grade class, but Judy hates Fred and goes out with Kevin instead. My question is, why are 1st graders going out with ANYONE?

Fred's only friends are the neighborhood squirrels, Sparky the dog, the cat with rabies, and the Freaky Heads.

So, go watch Fred *ooh, shiny object*! You can find him on YouTube!

Kthanx,

Luv, lust, and pixii dust,

Karlii

Let the Randomness Begin... With Cupcakes!

Hey, peepz. What's up? I'm really sorry that I haven't posted in a while, and question... How does every one know that I'm Kira??? That's supposed to be a secret!

So... I was sitting here for about three minutes, trying to think of something to blog about. Then I got hungry. So I ate cupcakes that my sister, Madison, made for me. They were good. I mean, REALLY good. Why didn't I eat them before?

Cupcakes were first made sometime in the 19th century. But here is my question to you: How could nobody know about them before? I mean, somebody else might have invented them and called them another name, like PDojfldjgkfldhJOISDj3u5. They might have eaten them with banana frosting. Wait, what? *Walks away*

So, if you've ever had PDojfldjgkfldhJOISDj3u5, if your great grandmother's sister's mother's daughter's brother on her dad's side ever made them, let me know. Someone HAD to have heard of them, someone somewhere. Let me know!

Kthanx,

Luv, lust, and pixii dust,

Karlii

POOL PARTY! *Splash!*

Hey, peepz! I'm SO excited 'cause I'm goin' to a pool party 2day!!! Yeah! The only bad part is that my smelly cousins are gonna be there, Adam, Lucas, and Noah, and that the evil people from Church will be there, so my fun will be ruined! Grr...

So, yeah... Do you think it's weird that I'll b wearin meh swimmin trunks even though I'm a girl? Some people find that odd. Why? What is so bad about that???? I mean, I'll b wearing a bikini top with em, so why is it such a big deal?

Kthanx--

Luv, lust, and pixi dust,

Carley

Pie

Have you ever noticed that pie is always round? Why can't it be, like, a square, or a triangle? It's so weird!!! But it always tastes yummy... is it the shape that makes it yummy? Or is it something else? What do YOU think??? Comment and tell me!

Yeah, so right now, I'm at my Grandma's house, typing this with my three cousins, Lucas, Noah, and Lydia. We get to go swimming tomorrow, and I get to wear a bathing suit! Speaking of which, why are they called BATHING SUITS? You don't take a bath in them, and they aren't suits, so... WHAT'S THE DEAL???????

Anyways, before I forget, PLEASE tell your friends and family about www.xxSICKOFITALLxx.blogspot.com! Please? I'll be your best friend!

Kthanx!

Luv, lust, & pixi dust,

--Karlii

Success!

Whazup, peepz! Sorry I didn't post it earlier, but the British accent thing totally worked. Yeah. It was falarious (funny/hilarious). It was a totally SUCCESS!

Xthanx!

Luv, lust, and pixi dust,

Karlii

Quit your yappin!

So, I was having this dream, and these kids were at school. And they were talking, right? Well, then it shows a closeup of the teacher and she yells, "QUIT YOUR YAPPIN', WHIPPERSNAPPERS!" What? Yappin'? Who says 'yappin'? And what the heck is a whippersnapper? It sounds like a cruel punishment! And then these kids are like, "Hey, you eat pants!" Maybe I shouldn't drink so many Dr Peppers before I go to sleep. Anyways, a student dude is laughing, and then the teacher kinda glares at him, and there's this big bang and he turned into a green pig, and then...

My alarm clock went off. Meh... just when it was getting to the good part.

Then again, I only had about two hours of sleep... Weird. *Awkward silence*

In a few hours, me, my cousins Sam and Gabril, my Aunt Mary, and Gabe's friend Ty are going to the planatarium... Yay? The thing is, I've never met Ty, so I have a plan... Mwah ha ha! I'm going to do my British accent, which if I do say so myself is pretty darn convincible, and tell Ty that I'm from Greenwich, England, and my name is Chelsea. Yeah... it should be fun. ...Maybe.

Kthanx!

Luv, lust, and pixi dust--

Karlii

AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh (Me screaming as I run away)

Hey peepz!

'Sup! For those of you who live in a box, go watch DeathNote! It's this totally awesome Japanese movie, so make sure you have English subtitles! Um... that is... unless you ARE Japanese... and speak Japanese... or Norweigan... wait, what? *walks away*

Yeah... so... It's about this dude named Light Yagami, a Japanese guy who finds a notebook, also known as "The Death Note", dropped on Earth by a shinigami (death god) named Ryuk. The Death Note gives you the ability to kill anyone whose face you've seen, by writing a person's name in the notebook. The movie shows Light's attempt to create and rule a world without evil using the notebook, and the argument between him, his opponents and a mysterious detective known to the world only as L. It's a REALLY good series--there are three of them so far. My favorite character is Misa Amane, the whiny annoying host of the Japanese show 'Happy Sweets'. DeathNote rules!

Every post will be about something different, so stay posted, and feed your Death Gods apples!

No one will understand that last part...

Luv, lust, & pixii dust!

--Karlii